<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!--
  One URL, because there is one page. It is still worth serving: it is where
  robots.txt points, and it is the cheapest way to hand Search Console a
  canonical to compare against.

  changefreq was `hourly`, which was written to match the "a new course every
  hour" line in the head. That line was removed because the shipped build does
  not do it: course.ts builds one hand-authored track and there is no rotation
  logic anywhere in src/. Restore both together, or neither.
-->
<urlset xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9">
  <url>
    <loc>https://slopguys.co/</loc>
    <changefreq>weekly</changefreq>
    <priority>1.0</priority>
  </url>
</urlset>
